Bill's Website Statement

Listen lads and lassies, I've built this website up from nothing.
When I started here, all there was was swamp.
The other webmasters said I was daft to build a website in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em.
It sank into the swamp.
So, I built a second one.
That sank into the swamp.
So I built a third one.
That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.
But the fourth one stayed up.
And that's what your gonna get lad, the strongest website in these islands.